Memphis Hates You is here for you!  In a time of recession, we're here to bail out your trite tastes and aspirations!  Let us give purpose to your vasectomy!

But we can't help those who don't help themselves.  Click those links on the left.  Join the forum. Buy something -- you'll buy anything, won't you?

While you're looking to the left, take a gander at the MHY Jukebox -- hit play, and enjoy some streaming goodness. Want to listen after you leave the site? Use the standalone player! WE'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING! Don't forget to download the MHY Fest 2009 Compiliation CD if you like what you hear.

All upcoming MHY-associated shows are over there on the right. Click the RSS feed icon and you'll always be able to easily check for new shows without having to drag-ass back here. Or you can subscribe to our Twitter ... umm ... Tweet ... ingham. Not sure what you call it, but subscribe to it and you'll receive alerts about shows, bands, or any other new content on your ... umm ... Twitboard? Twatbox? Whatever, you'll hear about it, and it'll be awesome.

Sure, it's a little echoey and empty right now -- we just moved in, and we haven't hung our pictures on the walls and all we have is some wicker furniture and a giant empty cable spool for a coffee table, but that'll change in time. Give it chance, come back often, and become an active part of the MHY community (did we already mention the forum? Worry, we bite).

If you have content or links you'd like added to the site, contact us and we'll consider it.